Getting ready to start

I’m getting ready to start drinking ten Cokes a day – probably by Friday. What do I mean getting ready? I got a complete physical yesterday, for example, and I’ll post those results when they’re ready. I also have weighed myself (167), measured my bodyfat (10%), my blood pressure (122/77) and started measuring my fasting blood sugar level every morning when I get up.

And I have to find a place that has Coke on sale.